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Our Mission

We are a family owned and run regenerative farm in Southern NSW, Australia.

Our aim is to work with our environment to produce honey, eggs, meat, milk and all the by products.

Our Not The Farmers Wife store is an outlet for us to sell funny farm related gifts and home decor.

We try to source as much as we can from Australia, however some of our items have to come from overseas, and we will always let you know where it's coming from. We know that Australian made and owned businesses are important to our customers.

We hope our products make you smile as much owning them as we do making them.

Take care

CJ.

Contact Us

We live on a farm in Southern NSW Australia however you can always speak to us at ceejay8@mojohomestead.net

We have no phone service where we live so email is definitely the best way to reach us.

CJ

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